HERO OF BLOOD
DERSE DREAMER
19. Brit. Nerdfighter Warning: I am a follower of many fandoms and I apologise profusely. /// Commission me!! // Art blog: Midnightskaia // My music //
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Curly! :D

I finally got some rollers :D

official-mens-frights-activist:

truly the madden giferator has been a gift to us all



Track: You're vs. Your
Artist: BlackCoverRecords

candyexorcist:

hiipsterdirk:

davelookingatrosesass:

image Dirk Voice Headcanon

oHMYFUCKINGGOD

If I ever become a grammar teacher, I’ll teach them this.

gdirtydime19:

herbal-hippie:

sufliso:

tentacletherapissed:

reminder that these trees are full grown. amazing.

goodbye

a tree is a tree no matter how small

wow



Track: Once upon a December

Album: Anastasia OST

pudgychan:

christinajoanne:

Once Upon A December. Anastasia in Russian.  This would be the language that she would have sung in.

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geekinglikeaboss:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

Signs That Your Child May be a Disney Princess!

throw-your-halo-down:

stuckwithyoutubers:

consult-the-winchesters-doctor:

You had me at not crushing my boobs. 

i would probably just end up like

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and that can’t be healthy

Ah, finally a convenient place for me to swipe off my crumbs after a midnight snack.

At the tender age of fifteen, an event occurred which I still consider to be way up there in my most humiliating please-kill-me-now moments (and there are quite a few to choose from). My then-boyfriend Matt had earlier announced to a friend in an English class that we had had sex. This became a rumor which was overheard by teacher who apparently became concerned about my reputation. Cue the school nurse pulling me out of a science class, leaving everyone speculating that I must be pregnant, resulting in me sitting opposite the nurse and deputy head while they looked at me with utter disdain and asked me:

“So.. what exactly did you get up to with Matt?”

Expecting no more than a lecture, a few leaflets on sexually transmitted diseases and maybe a free condom if I was lucky, I made the very poor decision to just be honest. Unfortunately, I got quite a lot more than I bargained for. The school later called up my mum and told her the details of the conversation, which I thought had been in confidence. But even worse, they had also reported it to social services because they thought I was promiscuous and at risk.

At my school, apparently it was OK for teachers to listen to students’ gossip and label me as ‘promiscuous’ based on nothing more than rumor. Apparently it was OK to go behind my back to speak to my mum and social services, without even asking me how I felt about the whole issue. Apparently it was OK to make me feel ashamed and humiliated about having sex.

When the teacher first overheard Matt talking about us having sex – did they assume he was promiscuous? Of course not. Were social services informed just because he had decided to have sex? Not a chance. Had they even considered that he could be vulnerable? No way. The teacher speaking to him just told him to make sure he ‘put something on the end of it’. We had both done exactly the same thing and yet for me the consequences were much more severe. I either had to be vulnerable or promiscuous if I was having sex as a teen, whereas for Matt it was completely normal. The message was very clear – if you’re a girl having sex as a teenager, you’re a slut. If you’re a boy having sex – well, you’re just a boy.

taracraigs:

i’m literally falling over laughing right now

thatguythatdoesthingsandstuff:

ollivander:

frequencyratios:

Shoutouts to all the bisexual people whose parents are secretly hoping they’ll settle down in a heterosexual relationship and get married and have biological children.

shoutout to the pan people who have no idea how to even come out to their parents

Shoutout to all the asexual people with parents that think they’re just not ready for sex yet.

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

dannyrandy:

lesbian and bi women should have a secret code word that we slip into conversation with girls we’ve just met to see if they also like girls